My name is Samantha and I'm 19 years old. This is a multi-fandom blog, predominantly Superwholock, but contains various others. I love reading, writing, singing and acting.

 

ridge:

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my mom bought this thing for my neck and it’s called “Happy Neck”

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i’m happy

ewmartin:

crazy-jensenackles-fangirl:

so apparently people talk to their pets in baby voices, but when i see my cat i’m just like ‘hey brad’ and he’s like ‘meow’ and the conversation is over.

I don’t know why but for some reason the fact that your cat’s name is brad is hilarious to me

angry90slesbian:

I’m in the living room and I could hear my mom on the phone down in the basement trying to fix something in the vent. So naturally I went over to the vent and went "OOOoooOOOHHHhhhh DeBORaHH!!!!! ThhIIISSSsss Issss YouRR CONSCIENCEEEEE!!!! ConFEsSS TO thAT MURDER YooouUU CooMMiTtEEDDdd in 1983!!!!"

and all I heard back was

I’m gonna have to call you back. My kids being a fucking idiot again.”

unicorn-velociraptor:

idunwin:

melanoleuca:

Remember when there was a 7 mile spanking machine on spongebob and no one said anything about it ever

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image bring me the booty

This show is the reason I am what I am today

(Source: gloomyspice)

Has anyone else noticed that the less material there is on a piece of women’s clothing, the more expensive it is? Like, how…